Nailin’ Palin

Monday, October 20th, 2008 | Pictures and Videos | No Comments

The poll question of the day seems to be “Who’s the lucky stunt cock that’s nailin’ Palin?” Certainly not John McCain’s, as evidenced by the lack of Senatorial paunch. Whoever he is, though, he is sure giving the Alaska governor something to sweat over instead of speeches and debate parries. So deep is this Sarah Palin lookalike into the hardcore action that she seems to have forgotten to take off her fake specs and act the part of the dizzy Vice Presidential candidate!

But oh, does she play the part of the slutty Oval Office bitch, though. With the way she smokes and fucks the fleshy cigar, you’d think she was merely an intern for the White House. I say, eat your heart out Monica…whatsername.

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Sarah Palin, Impaled

Monday, October 20th, 2008 | Pictures and Videos | No Comments

Looks like Presidential candidate John McCain’s running mate is getting royally mated in this picture. With a thick cock up her shaved gubernatorial cunt, she is in ecstasy as if she’s already won the Vice Presidential elections by a landslide. Oh, but screw the elections. This Sarah Palin is out to get votes for the Spoof Slut of the Year Award, and she seems to already be getting a standing ovation because she’s so fucking hot.

No matter what others say, this comely Republican candidate from Alaska will get a lot of attention, especially now that Hustler has trained its smut spotlight on this horny doppelganger actress. Let’s just hope she plays Ms Palin very, very well, and rounds up a lot of perverts’ votes in the process!

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The North Pole Goes South

Sunday, October 19th, 2008 | Pictures and Videos | No Comments

When Hustler advertised the need for a “Sarah Palin lookalike”, they hit the jackpot when this slutty doppelganger walked into their studios, for sure! The spitting image of the Alaska Governer (perhaps even more than Tina Fey of SNL can hope to be), is a jaw-dropping twin of the Vice Presidential wannabe, and she sure has a lot of surprises up her sleeve…and down her pants. And no, they aren’t anything like the hacked emails she’s under fire for.

Now, we all know satires are supposed to give us kneeslapper moments mostly, but I am betting the ones you’ll see in this porn movie will make you slap something else silly. Your cock, for instance. Credit goes to the outstanding and seemingly effortless performance of one heck of an actress with the good fortune to have been born with Sarah Palin’s features, and a pornstar’s mad fuck skills.

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Porn Stars Pale In Comparison

Sunday, October 19th, 2008 | Pictures and Videos | No Comments


The Governor of Alaska has found a nice, new way to keep her love oven warm in the unforgiving North Pole weather—and that’s by putting a thick log in the furnace! And it’s not just any moldy, splintery log one can find in any forest path, but a really meaty, turgid one, preferrably something off a legislative branch so she can get drive all the important points of every major law home with each woody thrust!

Looks like the Republicans has found a secret arsenal (with emphasis on the “arse”) against the Dems with Ms Palin’s doppelganger here. She sure knows how to use her obvious ass-ets to gloss over her less desirable ones! So screw the Alaskan Independence Party. There’s a party happening right inside their Governor’s coochie-coo, and it’s bound to go on for hours and hours and hours!

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