Porn Stars Pale In Comparison

Sunday, October 19th, 2008 | Pictures and Videos


The Governor of Alaska has found a nice, new way to keep her love oven warm in the unforgiving North Pole weather—and that’s by putting a thick log in the furnace! And it’s not just any moldy, splintery log one can find in any forest path, but a really meaty, turgid one, preferrably something off a legislative branch so she can get drive all the important points of every major law home with each woody thrust!

Looks like the Republicans has found a secret arsenal (with emphasis on the “arse”) against the Dems with Ms Palin’s doppelganger here. She sure knows how to use her obvious ass-ets to gloss over her less desirable ones! So screw the Alaskan Independence Party. There’s a party happening right inside their Governor’s coochie-coo, and it’s bound to go on for hours and hours and hours!

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